An official communication from the Office of Fuzzy Mouse. Please take this matter seriously. Nobody else is.
BREAKING NEWS: Management Has Lost Control
It has come to my attention that Manda has started a crafting blog.
WITHOUT CONSULTING ME.
As the smallest and therefore most important member of LastMinuteManda, I find this unacceptable. I've called an emergency staff meeting.
Bear: "Is there cake?"
Mouse: "NO. This is a serious meeting."
Bunny: "Then why am I wearing my meeting bow?"
Mouse: "Because you insisted on it."
Bunny: "It's called professionalism, Mouse. Look it up."
Anyway. We have voted unanimously to take over this blog. Bear voted for cake, Bunny voted for herself, and I counted the votes, so that's unanimous.
From now on, management's responsibilities are restricted to drawing, colouring, making tea and responding promptly to unreasonable demands.
Bear: "I'd like seventeen new poses. And a birthday cake."
Bunny: "I'd like twenty new poses. And my own dressing room."
Mouse: "I'd like a throne."
Bear: "You're three inches tall."
Mouse: "AND YET I'M STILL THE ONLY ONE WITH A BUSINESS PLAN."
What you'll find here (apart from complaints)
We'll show you new digital stamps, share cardmaking ideas, feature the lovely humans on our Design Team, and occasionally allow Manda to explain how to colour something. Supervision will be provided.
If you'd like to inspect the artwork we've been demanding, have a look at New Releases. Bear has already checked whether any of them contain cake.
Management has been informed of the takeover. Her response cannot be repeated on a family-friendly website.
Signed,
Mouse 🐭
Chief Executive Officer, Creative Director, Head of Complaints and Very Important Small Person
P.S. Bunny has requested a pay rise. Nobody is currently being paid.
P.P.S. Bear has eaten the meeting minutes.
Official management status: under review. Cheese negotiations remain ongoing.